OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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