shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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