you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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