plz talk dirty to me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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