oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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