went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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