You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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