dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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