im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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