you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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