yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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