it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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