He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
they're like a gay fantastic four
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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