i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize