i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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