Where is the hickey?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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