We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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