Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Found your dick twin last night
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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