You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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