I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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