I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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