We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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