Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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