Fine. I'll sleep in my office
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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