Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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