Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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