Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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