people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
