bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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