is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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