Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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