There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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