at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Randomize
