just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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