Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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