Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
God I need to hump something, right now.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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