I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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