Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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