We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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