If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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