i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
