I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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