I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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