Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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