the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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