Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
