I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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