Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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