OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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