You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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