Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
50% drunk capacity currently
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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