My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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