hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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