cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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