Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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