I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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