i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
dude. I can hear the air.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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