I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
